The More Assured are in need of a drummer:
“We need one to stand in for us for the moment as our drummer is currently unwell… but the job is really important as it involves some great gigs and also some recording as we’ve been asked for some new demos from some major labels!
Thanks again
Alex”
To all you fame seekers who have read the words ‘recording’ and ‘major labels’, easy now, are you really sure you can handle this?
Competences.
a) Can you stand the sight of a bass player in a silver thong or naked (see picture below) running through the streets?
b) Can handle the pressure of having a drunken lead singer waving a loaded gun at you?
c) Can you truly enjoy bad James Bond jokes?
Slinky from the More Assured exhibiting his goods for Peaches Geldof
Skills.
Understanding the mind of a delinquent is required (being one is even better): The desire to be a sex offender isn’t strange to you and you have a nice collection of ASBOs.
Does your personality match the described profile?
Get your application form, throw away the rilatine & go to Trafalgar Square.
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